so i bought another garf on ebay and i got a very kind message from the seller detailing when they're sending him and the protective packaging he'll be in
and the photo they added is sending me
HE IS HERE
HE IS OUT OF CONTAINMENT
HE IS BACK IN CONTAINMENT (BAKING SODA) BECAUSE HE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE :(
HAVING A RELAXING VINEGAR BATH :)
(I AM IN SENSORY HELL)
ah lads it's been a real sensory struggle with my sweet stinky garf, first cigarette smoke, now a very strong disinfectant smell 😔
we may have lost the battle
BUT WE DIDN'T LOSE THE FUCKING WAR SAY HELLO TO BIG GARF!
Garf shelf
Garf shelf 2: Apartment Boogaloo
not to make a long post even longer
but I got a cute little garf phone pin on Etsy awhile ago
And guess what
NOW I GOT THE REAL THING TOO SAY HELLO TO GARF PHONE!
Garf shelf 3: Yippee!
Garf shelf 4: You Bet Your Ass There's More
Garf shelf 5: He's Just a Little Guy!
Garf shelf 6: BEHOLD it
Garf shelf 7: WELCOME TO HEAVEN
Garf shelf 7.1: Mini Pumpkin Fun
Garf shelf 8: Life is Great!
Garf shelf 9: I'M RUNNING OUT OF RHYMES
I mean.....
And then the search function doesn't work
AND THEN THE SEACH FUNCTION DOESN’T WORK
"I am the library of Alexandria that never burns" screams @theshitpostcalligrapher
lmao on it
For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality
worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil
murderofsomeone
